Newsflash; dateline Quebec:


New immigrants to the small town of Herouxville, Quebec, about 90 miles from Montreal, have been given fair warning: You are not allowed to stone women to death, burn them or circumcise them, by order of the town council. They even posted this decree on the town's website.


Not to be outdone, the president of the Muslim Council of Montreal responded that the declaration had "set back race relations decades."


For the record there is thought to be only one immigrant family living in Herouxville. No word on their country of origin.