Jeez, and they say that I'm an asshole.

I just looked at Sprinkles' blog from the other day and he compared me some poor girl he knows who happens to have a name phonetically similar to mine (no, her name isn't Chlamydia). Talk about guilty by association... then again she is a friend of Sprinkles so she can't care that much about her reputation!

Well I've never met the other Dani Davis but I can assume there are quite a few differences besides her being obviously way better looking.  So in deference to David Letterman here are the top ten ways Dani Davis is different than Dan Davis:

10. Dani still thinks Brownie is straight.

9. Dani doesn't call Brownie "Sprinkles."

8. Dani doesn't make Brownie always be "the Bottom."

7. Dani probably wonders why the Crack Whores all seem know Brownie's name.

6. Dani hasn't seen Brownie throw up as many times as I have.

5. Dani probably doesn't suspect that the reason that Brownie left Austin is because he had to.

4. She has probably never written on Brownie's forehead with a sharpie (but that would make her one of the few people).

3. Dani still thinks that when Brownie talks shit to girls he can actually back it up.

2. Dani has never made a song up about Brownie.

1. Dani probably thinks that rash he has is from his running shorts.