For the last five days I've been moving. Moving sucks and we have way too much shit. That pretty much tells you all you need to know about the move.

Meanwhile, Rebecca has been on vacation in Yosemite. I think my buddy Dave (also Jewish) summed it up in a pretty amusing way when he noted: "She doesn't try to be a Jap, but sometimes it just comes naturally..."

The whole time I was moving I kept thinking of things and making mental notes "that would be a good subject on which to blog." Now that I have a little down time I can't think of a damn one of them.

One of my upcoming blogs is going to be about the unique mental pathology of ivy league grads. A good friend of mine from college has been living in Iowa City for a few months and it's been really interesting seeing some similarities between him and other people we went to school with, yours truly included. But those ideas haven't yet gestated to the point that they're ready for prime-time consumption so they'll have to wait for another day. I know you're all a titter with anticipation on that one.

One amusing little episode over the weekend was that Girls Gone Wild, those whacky purveyors of soft-core porn on late-night-t-v were in town looking for, ahem, "talent." Anyway, after a long night of trolling for trollops they somehow managed to drive their bus over a bicyclist.

Beyond that details are a bit sketchy. Imagine every possible scenario, then add a few impossible scenarios and that gives you a rough idea of the number of first-hand accounts there are going around. Nothing this exciting has happened to IC since half the town was blown away by the tornado. For some reason I find this all absolutely hilarious in spite of the poor schmuck who got run over. I do hope that at the very least that GGW provides him with some DVDs to break the monotony of his recovery.

Ok, time to go figure out which box I put the silverware in.

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